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Obviously someone thinks Chuck Norris is "THE MAN".  Here are some of 100 facts about Chuck Norris:

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
  • Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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4 Responses to “Chuck Norris can do no wrong”

  1. Julien Says:

    Excellent! :) :) :)

  2. reny Says:

    Where in the world do you get this stuff? How did you come across a Chuck Norris fanatic?

  3. Steve-o Says:

    Chuck Norris facts are sweaping the internet. Its the new fad.

  4. lao-ocean Says:

    I got this linkk from Ras, but I usually find a lot of interesting things myself. It probably has to do with all the time I sepnd online.