Cocaine – the drink?
Overhead at the table behind me, at the PSU student union:
Hey! Did you hear about a new drink they’re coming out with? It’s three and a half times stronger than Red Bull, and has a numbing agent, so that when you drink it, it’s like you’re on cocaine.
Dude! I wanna try it!
It’s ony sold in three states so far. (Pause. -Probably thinking about how cool he’d be with his frat boys if he could get his hand on a can.) Hey! Laura’s coming up for Thanksgiving from Las Vegas. That’s where the drink started.
You should totally tell her to bring up a case!
Okay, so I googled it: Cocaine Engery Drink
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