Don’t you hate PeOplE ThaT Typ3 lIKE ThIS? How about the Facebook poker? Do you think it’s as useless as I do?
You don’t call people on the phone if you have nothing to say to them. You don’t send your friends e-mails that are completely blank. So why would you poke someone using Facebook? It makes so much more sense to just send a message or, better yet, don’t do anything. If poking was a real-life conversation, this is how it would go:
Some jack-off: Hey, I’m looking at Facebook.
Us: Oh. Cool, I guess.
Some jack-off: Yep.
Us: Did you have anything to tell us, or…
Some jack-off: Nope, just poking you.
Us: Fuck this, we’re going to lurk professional sports cheerleaders that are well above the legal age of consent (let’s see you take issue with that, lawyers) on MySpace.
Do you fit any of these internet stereotypes? Then you could be THAT GUY.
September 19th, 2007 at September 19, 2007 - 10:58 pm
I just deleted multiple people from my Facebook account because all they did was forward on requests to join painfully stupid groups or those silly Pirate or Vampire games. That was a first for me.
And any poker that does not involve money is not really poker because there is nothing at risk. You just go all in every hand and hope you get lucky.
September 19th, 2007 at September 19, 2007 - 11:11 pm
Hmmm, a good way to put it.
(Luckily I haven’t been hit with Pirate or Vampire games yet.)