The story is this: some douchebag named Dimitri calls the object of his obsession affection, elegant Olga, after a brief, two-minute encounter in a San Francisco bar. Olga gives Dimitri her business card, he calls, she fails to return his call in a timely manner, hilarity ensues.

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Just in case you were wondering, Dimitri is a real person.  (Thank you Google.)  He lives in Toronto and lost his medical license after being criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.  Read more about him here and this is what he looks like.