Too Polite To Say It
These are my favorite Halloween themed cards from Someecards:
A big group of us (10+) will be at the Kabinett Halloween costume party tonight. Unfortunately, I won’t be dressing up as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, or a slutty school girl. Slutty costumes are SO 1980′s-2007. Instead, I’ll be going as a cute-but-not-overtly-sexy pirate. The only regret I have is that my costume is a dress. It’s going to be cold tonight and I wish I was covered up more. It should be fun times!
Funny. Why didn’t we send a few of these out last week?